Can i use the bathroom comeback meme

I love this idea! Just tell your kids to wake you up in 30 minutes to clean the house. NOPE, no kid will wake you! This crazy mom meme has me feeling all the feels.

It was her kid, and this was the birth of this hilarious mom meme! I need to change that. More yelling into a fan, less iPad! Keep going, you are doing awesome. Check out these inspirational mom quote s when you need a pick me up. Every morning, this is me. Drinking as much coffee as possible. This is the greatest. Find the mug here. You have to laugh, cry and embrace this adventure called parenting. When the kids go to bed, or when I wake up — this would be my mom look.

Need to get the kids to bed? Have you tried a toddler alarm clock or a kid alarm clock? Kids and chores, I mean come on kids. How many parents can relate? I mean, I totally want to hear your story — but could you tell it in under 30 minutes? Toddler moms, you get it! Listen, I totally get that alcoholism is real. A glass of wine is one thing, a bottle of wine every night is another. Yes, drink the glass of wine and enjoy it. Every time your child whines, take a shot.

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Cleaning our house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. As a mom to 4 kids, I can verify this Jim Gaffigan quote. Imagine you are drowning, then someone hands you a baby.

Have a baby? When my kid threatens to not talk to me for the rest of the day… hahahhaha — I proceed to text them relentlessly if I give them their phone back. Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for family memes to carry up. That look! Well there you have it. Our collection of hilarious and funny memes for moms.

It helps me with my poop rhythm. He will get you. I said to meet here at P. I am the one who knocks. What are you doing in my swamp? Come in. Would you like to join the orgy? I left something in here for you. This is a one seater, find another! Knock again and I will piss all over the seat! The glory hole is in the side, not the front. You the plumber? Thank god. My toilet! Take a number. We are now serving Number 2. Stop interrupting my show. Do you mind helping me wipe?

Come sit on my lap and tell Santa what you want for Christmas little one. Hey man, at least take me out to dinner first. Sorry, room service is unwanted at present. Ah fuck I was almost done now I have to start again. Do you have the diapers and the squeegee? Stay a while and listen!